This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.
ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug
I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia
Everyone’s in the Great Hall having dinner when suddenly a student stands up on the table and shouts “YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS” and all the Hufflepuffs start an enthusiastic rendition of “Black and Yellow” amidst muggleborns’ hysterical laughter and much pureblood confusion.